hey peeps,have you ever like wonder what life is all about?i have been like thinking alot in train this morning heading to work.its tuesday.i feel so green today.anyway, we kinda have routine life.i was just wondering whether I have kinda Asperger syndrome that i am waking up at routine basis.monotonous lifestyle that is.wakeup shower get ready,go work,leave skool, back home,shower,dinner,tv,sleep.that goes the same following weekdays.and in Singapore you have to keep working and working to simply live the life here.not to live in luxury though,just to live moderately that is,you have to work your ass off.omg.by the time u get your paycheque,hmm,don't wait for end of the month,by the second week, its like 70% gone..so i don't understand the system here.i know there's more to living a life,but this is a typical Singaporean life i guess.go down the street and ask them whether this is their typical lifestyle,i'm sure you gonna get a 99% yes.and the remaining 1%,are those whom are born silverspoon yarr.case dok rumah goyang bontot duit masok bank account.
and i was asking my sista last sunday,how to get rich?standard dot com my sista's answer like the typical mak minah thinking,kahwin orang kaye.den i give the straight look,like,kau tkde idea2 creative ke?? den i was telling her she shud maybe like read some magazines or locate GPS to herself and use whenever she needed it ok.she was laughing her ass off.bro,that was suppose to be sarcasm,too bad she will never be qualified to be in literature class i think.
why marrying rich dude will not solve the problem but instead created a more BIG HUGE ASS problem,trust me in this please.
Case 1:if you happen to get married to a rich OLD man,
1)once he died,his kids(if he had in prev marriage) will come after you for the assets;all they wanted to claim back,from your MIU MIU bags to your luxury bathrobe to even your toilet bowl seat.
2) he might know what you are after for before getting married to you,so therefore,he might be putting his will under all the orphanage homes in Singapore and around the world perhaps,Pertapis,Darul Maawa,Darul Ikhsan,Home for the elders in Scotland,etc.
2) he might know what you are after for before getting married to you,so therefore,he might be putting his will under all the orphanage homes in Singapore and around the world perhaps,Pertapis,Darul Maawa,Darul Ikhsan,Home for the elders in Scotland,etc.
3)he might have other scandals way dinosaur years before you and probably got a kid or two or even a lorry of it, and these midgets will therefore come after you to share THAT piece of cake,and hence the BIG portion might left just enough for you to just buy a decent underwear.
4)that old man might be a fren of devil and come back for you after he's dead cos well dude,you know pretty well what you have done to his assets buying all those mak datin wigs.
5)In the first place,even before he die,would you wanna wake with someone as OLD as your grandad and need Yun Nam haircare badly, next to you?!OMG.so please just erase the thought of it having that OLD frigging dude seriously.still wanna cont that relationship??...continue reading then,
6)you might always be mistaken to have brought your 'GRANDAD' along shopping with you.
7)you might lose in being the first to queue for any NEW LAUNCH products as you busy helping him to walk in a straight line without that parkinson jerks.
8)he might well be living for the next century,and you,keep waiting and waiting and waiting for him to pass on his assets,which maybe,you might GO first even before he does.
9)he might just keep you under the list of scandalicious wife,which is in other words,he's married to you but you don't matter to him,and probably your name is not even included in the will.
10)you don't even know how to face your parents,cousins, relatives,as maybe this man is even OLDER than your dad,grandad.SO WAKE UP!!
6)you might always be mistaken to have brought your 'GRANDAD' along shopping with you.
7)you might lose in being the first to queue for any NEW LAUNCH products as you busy helping him to walk in a straight line without that parkinson jerks.
8)he might well be living for the next century,and you,keep waiting and waiting and waiting for him to pass on his assets,which maybe,you might GO first even before he does.
9)he might just keep you under the list of scandalicious wife,which is in other words,he's married to you but you don't matter to him,and probably your name is not even included in the will.
10)you don't even know how to face your parents,cousins, relatives,as maybe this man is even OLDER than your dad,grandad.SO WAKE UP!!
Case 2:if you happen to get married to a rich YOUNG bachelor,
1)firstly, he might not be a virgin anymore.don't you think so?maybe he uses that mOney to bait on all those pretty girls out there,well even maybe if she's not pretty,she's sluttish.
2)probably he might use that money to bait you as well.
3)one day,after marriage,SUDDENLY(tragic mode),he have no more interest in you,dump you by the roadside without money?HOW?you can't be holding donation tins around right?
4)worst,if you had child with him,he will definately win the custody of your child.or otherwise,he's not even interested to look at the child,which is more WORST.imagine having one lorry of kids with him?!HOW TO SURVIVE?!should apply for sinaran hati donation kay,
5)imagine he's the no. 1 description type of guy,he might get infected by STD,and might pass it to you?thats sad right?no time to enjoy the money.
6)you have to go some LAME parties,having to socialize with the socialites and keeps talking about who has bigger diamonds and carats and what seluar dalam label you wearing and talking about new Chanel products and the launching parties bla bla bla
7)you might go overly crazy to stood the best among others so you can win your annoying cheeky husband's heart.
8)you might even wanna consider to put on fake eyelashes throughout the night,while sleeping.
9)you might also wanna consider putting the cctv camera in your husband's car,office,workplace's toilet,or better still just put in on his head,hence a headgear,
10)there will never be a day you are scared of losing your husband,losing your credit cards,losing your condos,losing your chanel bags,losing your Ferragamo shoes,losing your Victoria secret underwear,losing your restaurant food,losing your bmw,losing to your socialite friends and the rest,fill up whatever you think you might want outta him.SO,BUCK UP!!
the reality is actually always unpleasant to hear,listen,but guys,gotta be real aite?!we are not living in disneyland,fairytale era.we are living in iphone 4s era,where,everything is money,but you have to WORK FOR IT and not GAIN FROM IT.life's like that.unless you are born to a family who thinks PRADA is like KINDER BUENO for you,then thats different right?!or that your family is the neighbour or relative of some KINGS or PRINCE,or that you might end up being in the same college as a young eligible PRINCE(familiar?), then you can consider of dreaming to be rich.my principle is that,if you want something,WORK for it,and not stood so low to get it.becos one day if all thats gone,you are gonna SUFFER A MAJOR HEART ATTACK.or maybe end up in MENTAL HEALTH INSTITUTION singing Chanel PRada BMW song(which is sumpah out of tune).get that?!!
xo
lalala girl
2)probably he might use that money to bait you as well.
3)one day,after marriage,SUDDENLY(tragic mode),he have no more interest in you,dump you by the roadside without money?HOW?you can't be holding donation tins around right?
4)worst,if you had child with him,he will definately win the custody of your child.or otherwise,he's not even interested to look at the child,which is more WORST.imagine having one lorry of kids with him?!HOW TO SURVIVE?!should apply for sinaran hati donation kay,
5)imagine he's the no. 1 description type of guy,he might get infected by STD,and might pass it to you?thats sad right?no time to enjoy the money.
6)you have to go some LAME parties,having to socialize with the socialites and keeps talking about who has bigger diamonds and carats and what seluar dalam label you wearing and talking about new Chanel products and the launching parties bla bla bla
7)you might go overly crazy to stood the best among others so you can win your annoying cheeky husband's heart.
8)you might even wanna consider to put on fake eyelashes throughout the night,while sleeping.
9)you might also wanna consider putting the cctv camera in your husband's car,office,workplace's toilet,or better still just put in on his head,hence a headgear,
10)there will never be a day you are scared of losing your husband,losing your credit cards,losing your condos,losing your chanel bags,losing your Ferragamo shoes,losing your Victoria secret underwear,losing your restaurant food,losing your bmw,losing to your socialite friends and the rest,fill up whatever you think you might want outta him.SO,BUCK UP!!
the reality is actually always unpleasant to hear,listen,but guys,gotta be real aite?!we are not living in disneyland,fairytale era.we are living in iphone 4s era,where,everything is money,but you have to WORK FOR IT and not GAIN FROM IT.life's like that.unless you are born to a family who thinks PRADA is like KINDER BUENO for you,then thats different right?!or that your family is the neighbour or relative of some KINGS or PRINCE,or that you might end up being in the same college as a young eligible PRINCE(familiar?), then you can consider of dreaming to be rich.my principle is that,if you want something,WORK for it,and not stood so low to get it.becos one day if all thats gone,you are gonna SUFFER A MAJOR HEART ATTACK.or maybe end up in MENTAL HEALTH INSTITUTION singing Chanel PRada BMW song(which is sumpah out of tune).get that?!!
xo
lalala girl
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